Planet Earth 2: Episode Two recap
Bears. Big, dancing, bloody bears.
After Planet Earth returned with a bang after a decade with Iguanas vs Racer Snakes (if you just added ‘Giant’ to the front of that you’d have a decent film. Are you listening, Syfy?), I didn’t think they’d be able to top the astonishing social media reaction forMountains>but I was wrong. Very wrong.
We’re introduced to the grizzly bears of North America after they awake from hibernation under what must be a few feet of snow. We see an avalanche engulf their mountain and cut a path through the trees and find out this is one of thousands that occur in the Rockies each year. That’s a lot of snow.
The bears emerge looking like someone who has had one too many sambuca shots at Walkabout on a Saturday night, except for instead of looking for that half-eaten subway, they’re leading three cubs to a place where they can find food. Three cubs? Must have been one hell of a night.
The bears carefully traverse the powdery snow on the slops to find the valleys, where all the other bears will also go to find food and warmth. Spring hits these areas first and the change is incredible as the pallette shifts from white and gray to vibrant greens, yellows and browns within the space of a few days.
As beautiful as all of this scenery is however, it is only a backdrop to what appears to be the bears’ true purpose – strutting their stuff as they grind upon tree trunks with some funky dance moves.
Sure, David Attenborough tells us it’s to shed their thick winter coats in warmer climates, but you can bet one or two of those bears knew the eyes of the nation were on them and possibly spotted the chance to audition for the 2017 John Lewis Christmas advert (it would beat Buster the Dog).
What starts as one or two bears rubbing themselves against the trunks becomes 30 or so bears letting loose with surprising flexibility – I’m fairly sure I saw a ‘slut-drop’, as the youth now refer to it – and it’s only a matter of time before it’s remixed to a Drake song (the BBC have already cut it with the Pussycat Dolls).
As with the first episode however, there is a lot more to >Mountainsthan its main star. There’s an incredible section with Snow Leopards as a mother defends her cubs from male attackers, and Attenborough even pulls a Walking Dead-style fakeout on us. Cheeky, David.
The visual highlight is definitely the first-person view of a golden eagle as it glides above the slopes searching food before dive-bombing at 200mph. It’s incredible to watch and the ten minutes at the end where they show the making of the scene is well worth watching.
So to summarize, another great episode. My only gripe is that there seems to be less of Attenborough (I don’t think he appeared on screen) in favour of the cinematic style. While I am a fan of the latter, it seems a shame to phase out such an iconic face from the show and I hope he gets some screentime later in the series.
Still, we got dancing bears. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to put the finishing touches to my John Lewis pitch and find out how hard it is to train a grizzly to moonwalk.
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