Planet Earth 2: Episode Three Recap
In the first two episodes of Planet Earth there has been a runaway winner for ‘Highlight of the show.’
In Islands it was the baby iguana dashing past snakes like someone dodging charity workers on the high street that captured the nation’s hearts.
Last week, in Mountains, it was the dancing bears grinding on tree trunks doing the rounds on social media, with I myself claiming they would be a solid option for a future John Lewis advert.
The third episode, Jungles is a little different in the way there is no clear star, but instead a theme.
It’s difficult to pinpoint the highlight of the episode – something which was easy in the first two – as we were treated to some incredible moments throughout which all fell into a similar category – animals doing amazing things we simply didn’t know they were capable of.
One of these was between a Caiman alligator and a jaguar. The segment started with a monsoon flooding the jungle in around 30 feet of water and we saw giant otters and capybaras playing about in the water like it was Butlins.
Attenborough then introduced the ten-foot alligators in that ominous tone that tells us ‘something furry is going to die’, before the jaguar also came on the scene. In other words: ‘something furry is definitely going to die.’
The capybara doesn’t look as agile as our baby iguanas, and you start to really fear for one as a female jaguar stalks it silently. The female pounces but finds nothing but river water as her prey escapes. No furry deaths? Attenborough’s thrown a curve-ball.
The male has better luck however in an astonishing scene where, instead of stalking a capybara, he leaps upon one of the alligators instead. Unlike other duels in the show – which are tense arduous battles for both parties – this one is over fast. The jaguar quickly sinks it’s jaws into the reptile’s vulnerable area behind the skull and claims victory with a sickening crunch. It’s brutal and leaves you (and the capybara on the opposite shore) with your mouth gaping.
I personally did not know a jaguar could take down an alligator – particularly on home turf in the water – and was left amazed at what I’d seen. However for me there was another star.
That award went to the Draco lizard. Not to be confused with Harry Potter’s greasy enemy, these lizards can climb trees like other reptiles but have a few tricks up their sleeve.
We’re introduced to one scaling a tree-trunk and helping himself to one or few ants on the way. This immediately endeared me to dear Draco, as if anyone saw what those bastard ants did to the friendly looking crabs in Islands you’ll agree that some lizard-tongue karma was way overdue (Disclaimer: I realise they are almost definitely a different species of ant, before someone on Tumblr accuses me of ant racism.)
We quickly realise however that Draco is in another lizard’s territory and things are about to get stabby. The defending lizard sends a warning in a surprising manner, by opening a bright yellow flag-like appendage on his neck.
While this is apparently used as a warning, it looks more like a knife and I am unashamed to say I shouted ‘NECK-KNIFE FIGHT’ at the television in the hope of someone reptile-jousting. What actually happened was even more incredible however.
Fleeing the fight, Draco leaps from his branch and seems like he will plummet to his death before he unfurling a pair of wings and gliding hundreds of feet to another tree. It’s as unexpected and majestic as it is resourceful – a sort of Swiss-army lizard. I was half expecting it to whip out a John Lewis cheese grater when it landed on the trunk.
As mentioned earlier, animals doing things we didn’t know they were capable of seems to be the theme this week. There were frogs fighting of legions of wasps, creepy-crawlies lit up like the Coca-Cola truck and even what appeared to be bugs with LED-like lights that lit up near the opposite gender. Sort of like beetle Tinder, but with less bots.
It’s not just the animals that are at it either. At night the rainforest is lit up with glowing fungi while I’m fairly sure at one point there was a forest vaping. Who knew?
So all-in-all, another solid episode that was perhaps more of a sum of its parts than others. If you’re looking for a highlight however, you don’t need to worry. The series trailer shows a giraffe kicking seven shades out of a lion next week.